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Suggestions, sure:
1: Call the site Sharty redux
or
2:Have some scifi.
Not too complicated for three elderly gentlemen having sex?
Also, I bet you're not the real number two.Show you wattles. I always thought the real number one would turn out to be the dwarf butler. Universe disappoints always.
SF story idea: A robot tries to figure out how to spell disappoints and bursts into flames from a stack overfowl.